It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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