I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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