I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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