It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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