please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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