Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
