I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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