whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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