sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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