We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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