i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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