let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
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