He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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