do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
this will be a night to untag.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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