i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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