yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
try to milk me bitch
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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