Im at strip club and am horny
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Enjoy the penises
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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