...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I got inside last night via doggy door
how drunk are you?
Several
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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