found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Randomize
