Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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