You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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