I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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