chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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