Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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