How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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