Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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