I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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