Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
where does the pee come out of this thing
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I got inside last night via doggy door
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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