I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
All the doctor said was why
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
Randomize
