Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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