Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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