You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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