all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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