Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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