i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
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