I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
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