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Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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