Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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