I didn't shave. On purpose
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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