Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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