well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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