He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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