lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
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