I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Randomize
