Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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