Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
