I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
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