we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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