i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
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