Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
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