This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
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