I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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