; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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